This one actually isn't so terrible tbh.
This is the bottom of the barrel for you, honestly. Not to say I haven't seen worse from you (because dear god I know I have), but you've reached such an absurdly high level of apathy that you've resorted to digging up archaic games of yours and releasing the full version. True, however, that you do upload new games on your website, but I'm saying this in terms of updating your Newgrounds page. Of course, this isn't to say your recent/current games are any better. I'm too lazy to write an actual review for this because it isn't worth reviewing something this old that was only uploaded for the sake of uploading something. I continue to live in eternal confusion as to whatever happened to your unanimously good Meet'n'Fuck games, though I figure whoever made them left and/or encountered legal problems with the stolen art. Even if the second scenario were the case, that could very easily be solved by simply crediting the sources. Though the art was stolen, and plagiarism is something that I heavily condone against, those games were essentially animated hentai galleries and it was wonderful, despite occasional tedious gameplay mechanics, sometimes too much non-H content, and spelling/grammatical errors. I've already voiced my opinion on the abhorrent quality of your new games and the aspect of you uploading old games recently to Newgrounds, so I'm not entirely sure what else to add. I do sometimes feel I'm a bit too harsh on this stuff, and from time to time, yeah, some games of yours really aren't bad at all, thoroughly enjoyable, even. But those are drowned out by the majority of attempts at pumping out half-assed content. [Insert conclusion]
Something tells me everyone and anyone managing the GoD Newgrounds page has died and is just rummaging about to find old games to put here.
Minus stars for this being way old, but stars because I do like it.
Hahaha, I've been waiting so long for this to come out, and, needless to say, it's superb. It's a shame it's a demo, but I understand why it is. The animation is rather gorgeous, and Elizabeth's animation was pulled off really well. To be honest, I wasn't really sure how this style of (what seems to be) a traced version of her character model's face would work, but it works in a rather great fashion. Excellent job replicating the game's HUD and using its sound effects, too. Bioshock Infinite is probably my favourite game of all time and playing this really felt like playing the actual game. Keep up the great work as always, Zone. :D
Usually I would rate a submission a low amount of stars if I saw that it was years old, but I've actually played a cracked version of this game before you posted it here, so I already kind of have an opinion on it. In terms of art, this one actually fared relatively well...? The tits, though somewhat inhumanly large, aren't anywhere near the size of some of your other games' girls. It's kinda weird with this character for me, honestly. I'm not usually much for wacky hairstyles or lipstick or high heels, but for whatever reason it kinda works here. Though I'm sure she'd be more attractive to me if her hair wasn't... whatever that is. Not really a bad character design in comparison to some god awful ones you've conjured up in the past. Me personally, I play this game solely for the blowjob, which was done surprisingly nicely, despite the lack of sound effects. Everything else doesn't really do it for me. In fact, now that I think about it, the blowjob was pretty much the only point in the game of which I actually found her attractive. The things I usually don't find attractive stick out otherwise, but for whatever reason, the blowjob scene nullifies all that. The art itself was better during the blowjob as well, which I'm sure played a big part in it. The boob-shaking part was as unarousing as usual, and the massage portion has always been tedious for me, no matter which game, even your good ones. Speaking of your good games, it's nice to see that for this game you returned more to the classic M'n'F roots with the dialogue choices and lack of a painfully frustrating "fap and don't get caught" sequence. On the whole, I'd say this game is pretty average. The only reason I've been playing it and probably the only reason I ever will play it is for the blowjob. Good thing it's the first thing you do in this game.
So that's just it? No more new games for Newgrounds? Just more digging up old games? On your actual site you post new demos rather frequently, but Newgrounds just gets artifacts?
This might be the lowest you're ever gotten.
I've seen this game used in your advertisements for years. Are you seriously gotten to the point where you just dig up old games and try to pass them off as new?
I'm not really in a ranting mood, so I'll just let my rating say it all.
Merry Christmas, though.
I... I can't.
I can't even.
I just simply cannot even.
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